The Onion – Every Story In Local Police Blotter Concerns Jayson Williams

by Charlie on May 30, 2009

I hate to kick one of the Johnnies while he’s down… but this is pretty funny.

RALEIGH, NC—The police blotter in Monday’s issue of The News & Observer contained instances of vandalism, shoplifting, public intoxication, disorderly conduct, aggravated assault, and loitering, all of which centered around former NBA star Jayson Williams. “Crime in the city has increased by 76 percent since Williams arrived early last week,” Capt. T.L. Earnhardt of the Raleigh Police Department said.

via Every Story In Local Police Blotter Concerns Jayson Williams | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

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